So I was snooping the internet like I usually do *adjusts my keyboard* and I found this interesting topic that will make you laugh and also make you sit at home if you fall into any of these catergories. Enjoy…
Culled from Elite Daily
We get it. Everyone loves to go out and have a blast — popping bottles in a club, surrounded by a good group of people, can be a great time. However, there comes a point in your life when you just no longer fit in with the crowd. Here are signs you’re too old for the club:
1. You have to hire a baby sitter just so you can go out
If you’re hiring a babysitter just to go out, you might as well put on you PJs, turn on Netflix and watch a movie. Why go through the added stress of finding a babysitter just so you can have some “fun” out in the town?
2. You don’t get Ided at the door
If your hair is turning grey and your beard is peppered with white hair, there is a reason you’re not getting IDed at the door. No, it’s not because you’re cool with all the bouncers and the doorman is your homie, it’s because you actually look way older than the legal drinking age. Don’t fight it, just quit while you’re ahead.
If you’re financially stable enough to afford the full night’s bill on your debit card, then you’re just way too old to be there. That’s some next level finances right there that usually come with years of work experience. You’re probably an SVP or Partner at a company, there is no need for you to be out there partying hard with young’uns.
4. You keep comparing the club to studio 54
If at any point you mention Studio 54 like you’ve actually been there in its prime, then you should take the hint and realize that you’re too old for this place. It is highly likely that no one else around you has been to Studio 54 and can’t relate to your opinion.
We get it. Clubbing and nightlife will never be the same, but it’s not for you to sit there and mope around about the good ‘ol club days when you should be at home with your family.
All good things must come to an end. This is especially true for the nightlife scene; very few clubs last due to the cutthroat ways of the industry.
5. People around ask if you manage or own the club
While it is normal for venues to change over time, it is not normal for you to be at one venue while it has undergone three or more changes. Just chill out and retire already
When you find people coming up to you and saying that they like what you’ve done with the place, then you’re clearly too old. There is no reason anyone should think you manage or own the club. When you find yourself in this position, pay the bill and leave. Your time is officially done.
PS
As bitter as the truth may seem, I think you should adhere to these rules if you fall into any of the categories. When you go to club nowadays, you find out their patrons are mostly old folks, and you’ll wonder where all the young folks went to (I guess they left the club for the old folks to rock). If you can’t seat at home and watch Netflix, please go to the movies instead.
#FunnyButTrue
